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1. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry.
2. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
3. There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings.
4. "Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day."­ God.
5. God Doesn't Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
6. If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
7. He's Dead. It's Been 2,000 years. He's Not Coming Back. Get OVER It Already!
8. All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. Edgar Allen Poe.
9. Viva La Evolución!
10. I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist.
11. People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs.
12. Jesus is Coming? Don't Swallow That.
13. Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
14. God Doesn't Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
15. When the Rapture Comes, We'll Get Our Country Back!
16. Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic? A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.
17. You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing.
18. I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
19. Science: It Works, Bitches.
20. "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987.
21. My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel.
22. If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
23. Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia.
24. I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
25. I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God.
26. The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative.
27. If we were made in his image, when why aren't humans invisible too?
28. JESUS SAVES....You From Thinking For Yourself.
29. How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?
30. Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made? A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.
31. Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex.
32. The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children.
33. Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony.
34. God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You? Satan.
35. If God had intended me to go to church, he would have given me a bigger ass to sit on and a smaller brain to think with.
36. Militant Atheists: We use words and reason, rather than bullets or planes!!!
37. What schools need is a moment of science.
38. If God had wanted us to worship him, he'd have made it easier by existing.
39. Religion is for people who don't understand science.
40. The last time we mixed politics and religion, people got burned at the stake.
41. I cherish everyones right to their religious beliefs, no matter how comical.
42. Stop Lying to Children Break the Cycle of Religion.
43. Children ask your parents the truth about Santa Claus, then have them explain Jesus.
44. We've found the body. Easter cancelled.
45. Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for valuable cash prizes.
46. Men have nipples. Intelligent Design?!
47. Does Jesus believe in dinosaurs?
48. Militant Agnostic: I don't know, AND NEITHER DO YOU!
49. Jesus saves! The rest of us use credit cards.
50. Born right the first time, thanks!
51. Reality > Belief
52. Jesus saves, Moses invests, Buddha recycles, Mohammed hallucinates.
53. A man without god is like a fish without a bicycle.
54. Did God make Darwin's Brain?
55. My dinosaur ate your jesus fish.
56. Adults with imaginary friends are stupid.
57. Atheism isn't a religion. It's a personal relationship with reality.
58. Dear God: please protect me from your followers.
59. Jesus is coming -- look busy!
60. Thank God for Christopher Hitchens
61. I don't believe in God for the same reason I don't believe in Mother Goose, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
62. It's your god, they're YOUR rules, YOU burn in "hell"!
63. To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
64. If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
65. Personally it's not God I dislike, it's his fan club I can't stand.
66. In Reason I Trust.
67. Non credo quia absurdum est.
68. Religion, the easy way out of thinking.
69. Faith is the Antithesis of Proof.
70. Ain't skeered of God.
71. 96% Chimp.
72. Have you been touched by his noodly appendage (FSM).
73. Thank God I'm an Atheist.
74. GOD 404: Not Found.
75. I don't have any invisible friends.
76. Blasphemy is a Victimless Crime.
77. Use your brain - stop being sheep.
78. I reject your reality and substitue my own.
79. Godless Heathen.
80. Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. Friedrich Nietzsche.
81. The Bible Is The Weapon Of Mass Destruction.
82. I'd join, but I'm allergic to nuts.
83. "11. Though Shall Not Believe In Bullshit!"

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